Anti Collusion Collusion Club

One more week of the regular season remains... and, as usual, the middle 6 teams are in a jumbled mess of a dogfight. Although this time, the stakes are higher, everybody is on a quest to secure a decent playoff seeding (read: avoid getting the 7 and 8 spots and having to face Single Erik or the Joeggernaut). To make things more intense, the four teams currently populating the bottom 4 seeds all play each other to close out their season. These will be the last power rankings before moving on to the playoff edition, so there will also be a segment dedicated to the fallen. Good luck to all those that have something to play for. Tier 1: Locked Up 1. Joe (11-1) Joe has another meaningless matchup vs Weege after trouncing Roberto and going back to his normal scoring ways after a couple of down weeks. All he's doing now is waiting for his first victim to claim the 8 seed. Nothing to report here. 2. Erik (8-4) Erik is also stuck in the 2 seed no matter what happens and is aw...

Now that we are approaching the end of the regular season and the beginning of playoffs, I would like to announce that the ACCC will be doing end-of-season awards in order to look back on all the shenanigans that have made this league so great this season. I'm starting the process now, but these awards will probably be announced shortly after the end of the season (possibly with the trophy presentation if we're doing that still). There won't be a ton of categories since there's only 10 of us and Ashton Day, but nothing is set in stone. Some initial ideas for award categories: Storyline of the Year Scandal of the Year Biggest Draft Bust Best Waiver Pickup Biggest Trade Fleece Worst Benching of a Player that went off Commissioner of the Year Puto of the Year If you have any other categories idea, submit them here . I'll be back next week to announce official categories and 

The Anticollusion Collusion Club wishes you a Happy Thanksgiving

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FOR IMMEDIATE RELEASE 11/20/2018 Official Rule Changes Voted On 11/18/2018 The following rule changes were adopted on Sunday, November 18, during an official league meeting with the minimum of 2/3 of league members in attendance (7), with the only absent owners being Hurtado, Joe and Roberto. All rules were passed with 6 votes from the owners in attendance. Unless otherwise stated, these rules do not go into effect until the official start of the offseason on January 1, 2019. Rule Changes: 1. The league has officially adopted the keeper format for the 2019 season, meaning that: Current rosters will remain intact from the beginning of the offseason until the keeper deadline, which will be set during the Offseason Owners' Meeting Each team will be required to keep one (1) player on their roster past the keeper deadline in exchange for forfeiting their first round pick. Each team may keep up to three (3) players on their roster past the deadline, but will have to for...

You've waited long enough. Let's get down to it. Tier 1- Joe No Mo' (–) 1. Gang Gang (9-1) (8 week streak) Fitz isn't the only one that lost his magic. Just a week after he drops a 200 burger on my poor destroyed asshole, the prospect of an undefeated season has come to an end for Joe at the hands of Nauch of all people. It's fair to say this was more of his team underperforming than Nauch suddenly vaulting to the ranks of Tier 1. Joe's lack of WR depth showed this week with Thielen on bye, Kareem Hunt had a low performing game by his standards, and Ryan Fitzpatrick avoided the endzone like Chuck's been avoiding having to see Roberto again. The result of your matchup only delays the inevitable, as you are a win away from locking up the 1 seed with 3 weeks left to play, and I hope to sweet baby Jesus that win comes vs your brother this week. At least you deprived him of the satisfaction of giving you the first L. (+1) 2. Single Erik (6-4) E...

To the faithful readers: I would like to formally apologize for the turbulent week plus we have had due to utter chaos in the league after Sneaker-gate. After finding out that Roberto was missing his Off White 1s, I as a sneakerhead and a decent human being decided to take a stance against the situation and score some brownie points with the league by continuing to shit on Chuckles for existing. I would also like to apologize for yesterday's incident that involved the blog becoming compromised by a hacker by the name of Hon Jurtado, we have strengthened our security measures and are conducting a thorough investigation to find the culprit. But... even though Chuckie is still wanted for crimes against fashion, I know I have a duty to serve the members of the league with power rankings, the only escape we have from the shenanigans of our commissioner and the truest measure of clout our league has to offer. I will be returning to doing power rankings this week, and trying my best...

Hello.. this is Jon Hurtado. With the blog being dead because Wings is a lazy fuck an honorable man and is using the Roberto shoe scandal as an excuse is looking out for the sanctity of the league as the conflict between two owners continues, I hacked into the blog in order to keep the show going on. (if you were wondering, the password was "Hurtadoisbetterthanchuckie123..." way to make it easy. So here are... JONATHAN'S FRIEND POINT POWER RANKINGS (WEEK 10) Friend Points 1. Joe: 70 (+1) +1 points for calling out that X is trash, but I think all hip hop is stupid unless its a white rapper (I LUV G EAZY) 2. Wings: 64 (-5) -3 points for making a clout joke about me.. I have hecka clout! My drip is sooo drippy. -1 point for disliking my text -5 points for kicking me from chat for posting some vintage nudies +4 points for liking my Chargers Joke 3. Anthony: 39 (+3) +2 points cause he asked for nudes but is still going through with NNN, that's ...