Week 10 Power Rankings

Hello.. this is Jon Hurtado. With the blog being dead because Wings is a lazy fuck an honorable man and is using the Roberto shoe scandal as an excuse is looking out for the sanctity of the league as the conflict between two owners continues, I hacked into the blog in order to keep the show going on. (if you were wondering, the password was "Hurtadoisbetterthanchuckie123..." way to make it easy.

So here are...

JONATHAN'S FRIEND POINT POWER RANKINGS (WEEK 10)

Friend Points

1. Joe: 70 (+1)

+1 points for calling out that X is trash, but I think all hip hop is stupid unless its a white rapper (I LUV G EAZY)

2. Wings: 64 (-5)

-3 points for making a clout joke about me.. I have hecka clout! My drip is sooo drippy.
-1 point for disliking my text
-5 points for kicking me from chat for posting some vintage nudies
+4 points for liking my Chargers Joke

3. Anthony: 39 (+3)

+2 points cause he asked for nudes but is still going through with NNN, that's dedication
+1 point cause Ant watches the Breakfast Club (we talking about the movie or the show hosted by Charlemagne tha God?) 

4. Gio: 23 (+12)

+10 points for doing gods work and hooking us up with porn that I didn't want to nut to... guys did I mention that was Rene's sister?
+2 for adding me back to chat

5. Weege: 17 (+3)

+3 points for always laughing at my jokes, love you bb

6. Erik 16 (+17)

+15 points for reminding me that he hooked it up with Raza grad tickets
+2 points for being a good sport while I trashed his concrete slabs

7. Nauch: 6 (0)

Nauch didnt do shit

8. Roberto: 5 (0)

I hope you get your shoes back dawg

 9. Chuck: -549 (+20)

-3 points for kicking me from chat
+23 points as a consolation for the fat L you took

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