Introducing Our Newest Owner




Hello League. I hope you have had enough time to mourn the loss of Weeg as a member of the fantasy football community, he is on to actually having a life from September to February. However, the show must go on, and Chuckie and I worked diligently to get this vacancy filled before the draft on the 21st. 

Thanks to leaks by the other commissioner, most of the league was aware that this new owner was going to be somebody related to me. Some (Jonathan) speculated it was my brother, but sir you are WRONG. Indeed this new owner is my relative; Some of you do know him from being at my house, but to those who don't, allow this to be your introduction.

Alex

Alex Chinchilla


Age: 22
Hails From: South Central LA, born and raised
Twitter/Insta: @Chin_Zilla
Allegiances: LA Rams (prev Denver Broncos), Brooklyn Nets, CSULB 49ers
Fantasy Seasons Played: 2
Chips: "First season I got third place, that was it"
Skill Sets/Intangibles: Veteran Stoner, Life of the Party, Drug Dealer(25 1/8 5g for 35 hmu), Former Best Buy Employee, Wifed Up, Will Destroy You in Smash



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