In Memoriam: Jose "Weege" Ortiz-Jose



IN MEMORIAM
WEEGE ORTIZ, Owner, 3Fiddy

The Rialto Porch Monkeys lost one of its founding members today at the age of 24. Weege succumbed to a long battle with cheapasstitis Wednesday morning. While he never could lead his squad to the playoffs, or a winning record, Weege's presence brought peace and happiness to the other members of the League, knowing that we had insurance from falling into last place. Weege is survived by his owner Amarilyz and left no legitimate children.


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