Week 7 Power Rankings
I think we all can agree this was one of the most lit fantasy week of the season. Whether you won or lost. But winning always helps. Especially in moving up in the power ranking because you guys really value meaningless internet points.
Be warned, some of you may not like the rankings
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Tier 1
(–) 1. GANG GANG (6-0) (4 Week Streak)
W6 Result: W vs GioHOHOHOHOHO U THOUGHT 162.9-159.7
Standing: 1st in Personality, 1st in PF (1004.8)
Next Week's Opponent: Erik (3-3)
My Thoughts: Welp, I warned you that this dude would get his own tier sooner or later. I just need to point to the above stats to explain to you why. He's matchup-proof, his team is balanced enough to where at least 3 players score 25+/week. He pulled of an insane comeback on Sunday night much to the delight of us all, so I commend you for that. But seriously, stop trying to shop James Conner we all know he will be useless in a couple weeks, maybe this will help slow your hype train a little for the rest of us to catch up.
Standing: 1st in Personality, 1st in PF (1004.8)
Next Week's Opponent: Erik (3-3)
My Thoughts: Welp, I warned you that this dude would get his own tier sooner or later. I just need to point to the above stats to explain to you why. He's matchup-proof, his team is balanced enough to where at least 3 players score 25+/week. He pulled of an insane comeback on Sunday night much to the delight of us all, so I commend you for that. But seriously, stop trying to shop James Conner we all know he will be useless in a couple weeks, maybe this will help slow your hype train a little for the rest of us to catch up.
Tier 2
(+1) 2. : ( (3-3)
W6 Result: https://youtu.be/I2uKtpHbBgA
Standing: 2nd in Personality, 4th in PF (936.3)
Next Week's Opponent:Weege (1-5)
My Thoughts: BAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA I am not ashamed to say I've rewatched that video well north of 20 times at this point. You may be an arrogant fuck and got what's coming to you but there's no arguing your team is still really good considering you lost by 3 to Joe. I know the prospect of playing Weege is tempting to continue to gloat but this matchup has trap game written all over it. Especially because you can't get the QB monkey off of your back. I showed you mercy in the power rankings but losing to Weege is just sad... I would know.
Standing: 2nd in Personality, 4th in PF (936.3)
Next Week's Opponent:
My Thoughts: BAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA I am not ashamed to say I've rewatched that video well north of 20 times at this point. You may be an arrogant fuck and got what's coming to you but there's no arguing your team is still really good considering you lost by 3 to Joe. I know the prospect of playing Weege is tempting to continue to gloat but this matchup has trap game written all over it. Especially because you can't get the QB monkey off of your back. I showed you mercy in the power rankings but losing to Weege is just sad... I would know.
(+3) 3. Toe Goblin (4-2)
W6 Result: W vs Riley Reid 172.4-108.9
Standing: 1st in A&T, 3rd in PF (940.7)
Next Week's Opponent: Nauch (3-3)
My Thoughts: Look out for Ant, this dude looks like he may approach matchup-proof status again after a couple stumbles vs me and Gio. Even with his bench slowly becoming a graveyard, he still dropped dick on our poor friend Weeg. A win vs. Nauch without AB playing would be very impressive.. perhaps you can be injury-ridden AND still win games, it's progress.
Standing: 1st in A&T, 3rd in PF (940.7)
Next Week's Opponent: Nauch (3-3)
My Thoughts: Look out for Ant, this dude looks like he may approach matchup-proof status again after a couple stumbles vs me and Gio. Even with his bench slowly becoming a graveyard, he still dropped dick on our poor friend Weeg. A win vs. Nauch without AB playing would be very impressive.. perhaps you can be injury-ridden AND still win games, it's progress.
(-2) 4. Prob Cuffed Erik (3-3)
W6 Result: L vs Santa Claus 157.6-190.1
Standing: 3rd in A&T, 2nd in PF (983.8)
Next Week's Opponent: Joe (6-0)
My Thoughts: Oh man. The slide continues for our boy Erik, who has slid down to third in his division and losing ground to Ant and Gio in the points battle. Gio is understandable, but you just laid down and let Chuckie drop 190 on you, probably instant karma for not paying him a visit at Disneyland. With Joe next week, you got a realistic shot of dropping to 3-4 after a hot start. According to your twitter you aren't dating anyone.. maybe the cold weather just isn't kind to you.
Standing: 3rd in A&T, 2nd in PF (983.8)
Next Week's Opponent: Joe (6-0)
My Thoughts: Oh man. The slide continues for our boy Erik, who has slid down to third in his division and losing ground to Ant and Gio in the points battle. Gio is understandable, but you just laid down and let Chuckie drop 190 on you, probably instant karma for not paying him a visit at Disneyland. With Joe next week, you got a realistic shot of dropping to 3-4 after a hot start. According to your twitter you aren't dating anyone.. maybe the cold weather just isn't kind to you.
Tier 3
(+2) 5. Smoke Screen (4-2)
W6 Result: W vs Erik 192.7-148.1
Standing: 2nd in A&T, 7th in PF (828.1)
Next Week's L: Ya Boy Wings (4-2)
My Thoughts: One thing is clear, Saquon is gonna be your Gurley this season. Josh Gordon looks like he will finally pay off under the Pats scheme and complement Jules to give you a little more support. Chuckie's team is at an inflection point after a 3 game win streak, this is where we'll see if he will once again rise from the ashes and tear a new one into all 9 of his haters in the league.
Standing: 2nd in A&T, 7th in PF (828.1)
Next Week's L: Ya Boy Wings (4-2)
My Thoughts: One thing is clear, Saquon is gonna be your Gurley this season. Josh Gordon looks like he will finally pay off under the Pats scheme and complement Jules to give you a little more support. Chuckie's team is at an inflection point after a 3 game win streak, this is where we'll see if he will once again rise from the ashes and tear a new one into all 9 of his haters in the league.
(-1) 6. Johnson and Johnson, Inc. (4-2)
W6 Result: W vs Roberto 141.5-134.9
Standing: 2nd in Personality, 6th in PF (846)
Next Week's Opponent: Fuck (4-2)
My Thoughts: I have not been as stressed over a football game in a LONG time as I was last night. I lucked out that Davante Adams is the primary weapon for Aaron GODgers and that George Kittle produced just enough points to give me some cushion. Yet here I stand, with over a .500 record (which only 4 teams have rn) and with a matchup against a team in the same situation as me. This week is the most important matchup for Chuckie and I to win and I'm without Davante :"((((((
W6 Result: W vs Roberto 141.5-134.9
Standing: 2nd in Personality, 6th in PF (846)
Next Week's Opponent: Fuck (4-2)
My Thoughts: I have not been as stressed over a football game in a LONG time as I was last night. I lucked out that Davante Adams is the primary weapon for Aaron GODgers and that George Kittle produced just enough points to give me some cushion. Yet here I stand, with over a .500 record (which only 4 teams have rn) and with a matchup against a team in the same situation as me. This week is the most important matchup for Chuckie and I to win and I'm without Davante :"((((((
Standing: 2nd in Personality, 6th in PF (846)
Next Week's Opponent: Fuck (4-2)
My Thoughts: I have not been as stressed over a football game in a LONG time as I was last night. I lucked out that Davante Adams is the primary weapon for Aaron GODgers and that George Kittle produced just enough points to give me some cushion. Yet here I stand, with over a .500 record (which only 4 teams have rn) and with a matchup against a team in the same situation as me. This week is the most important matchup for Chuckie and I to win and I'm without Davante :"((((((
Tier 4
(+1) 7. Fat Mahomes (2-4)
W6 Result: W vs Nauch 140.3-127.6
Standing: 4th in Personality, 5th in PF (865.3)
Next Week's Opponent: Rubber Toe (0-6)
My Thoughts: CONGLATURATION. You got yourself another win and completely derailed the Nauch hype train before the rumored return of Bell. Patty Mahomes in primetime is money for Thots, as in those performances led to the two wins he has to his name so far, I would not take him for granted when the rest of his team has found ways to lose. You play winless Roberto next week, so you might fall victim to a monster of your own creation.
Standing: 4th in Personality, 5th in PF (865.3)
Next Week's Opponent: Rubber Toe (0-6)
My Thoughts: CONGLATURATION. You got yourself another win and completely derailed the Nauch hype train before the rumored return of Bell. Patty Mahomes in primetime is money for Thots, as in those performances led to the two wins he has to his name so far, I would not take him for granted when the rest of his team has found ways to lose. You play winless Roberto next week, so you might fall victim to a monster of your own creation.
(-4) 8. BDE (3-3)
W6 Result: L vs Turhado 127.6-140.3
Standing: 4th in A&T, 8th in PF (790.1)
Next Week's Opponent: Ant (4-2)
My Thoughts: Oof. Patty Mahomes fucked poor Nauch harder than what you find after scrolling Beeg for a couple hours. Chuckie wondered why I was so high on your team, probably because he won a couple close ones vs Chuckie and I. But you are indeed mediocre.. until Bell comes to Bail you out.
Standing: 4th in A&T, 8th in PF (790.1)
Next Week's Opponent: Ant (4-2)
My Thoughts: Oof. Patty Mahomes fucked poor Nauch harder than what you find after scrolling Beeg for a couple hours. Chuckie wondered why I was so high on your team, probably because he won a couple close ones vs Chuckie and I. But you are indeed mediocre.. until Bell comes to Bail you out.
(+1) 9. SD69ers (0-6)
W6 Result: L vs. Wings 134.9-141.5
Standing: 5th in Personality, 9th in PF (718)
Next Week's Opponent: Dr. Tadostein (2-4)
My Thoughts: IT'S ALIVE. I completely left Roberto for dead after the 0-5 start he seemed to not care about. But after the trade he and Hurtado did and some pickups on the wire his team looked competitive for the first time all season. There may be a 3 win season in Roberto's future.. which might be enough to avoid the Sacko. I think you getting your first W against Hurtado would be poetic.
Standing: 5th in Personality, 9th in PF (718)
Next Week's Opponent: Dr. Tadostein (2-4)
My Thoughts: IT'S ALIVE. I completely left Roberto for dead after the 0-5 start he seemed to not care about. But after the trade he and Hurtado did and some pickups on the wire his team looked competitive for the first time all season. There may be a 3 win season in Roberto's future.. which might be enough to avoid the Sacko. I think you getting your first W against Hurtado would be poetic.
Tier 5
(-1) 10. League Fleshlight (1-5)
W6 Result: 
Standing: 5th in A&T, 10th in PF (710.9)
Next Week's Opponent: Gi-Oh please beat him Weege for the culture
My Thoughts: God damn. Your team was a tragedy this week. Roberto at least put up a fight, Ant was the least worried person in the world on Sunday (although the Dodgers taking a shit may have changed his mind since then). I STILL can't believe I lost to you.
Standing: 5th in A&T, 10th in PF (710.9)
Next Week's Opponent: Gi-Oh please beat him Weege for the culture
My Thoughts: God damn. Your team was a tragedy this week. Roberto at least put up a fight, Ant was the least worried person in the world on Sunday (although the Dodgers taking a shit may have changed his mind since then). I STILL can't believe I lost to you.
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