Week 5 Picks

Last week's results: 2/5 oof.

 TOE GOBLIN VS SIK DIK 69ERS
The Patriots Scored
Inactives on Beto's team
Ant feasts on Tacos

TEAM SLAP ASS VS SINGLE ERIK
Garbage time Ebron
Was actually starting
Erik may now lose

GANG GANG VS BROWN TOWN
Brown Town leaves brown stain
On Joe's James White underwear
5-0? No mo', bro.

SAQUON MY JOHNSON VS HARD NIPPLES
Thursday Night Football
Left this one up in the air
Fuck you Chuck, go Weeg.

BIG DICK ENERGY VS ALLEN ALLEN AND ADAMS
No win for you Nauch
Because after week 9 comes
You will have them all

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