Today, on a SPECIAL episode of "The Power Rankings"
Hello, as I has taken a mid season vacation, Hurtado offered to do power rankings this week. Most of the work done here is of Hurtado, with some color done by me on the plane ride back to Oakland.
- Wings
Owner, Johnson & Johnson Inc (Until trade goes thru)
Analyst, Telegraph Hill Advisors
Chief Editor, beatchuckie.blogspot.com
Leader, ACCC
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Man o man do you guys make it hard to create these power rankings. It seems like the mid tier teams are a jumbled soup of a mess with absolutely no consistency and who knew that yesterday’s game would decide 2/3 games in such close fashion. That being said, at least most matchups seemed somewhat interesting last week, except the beatdown that Joe gave to Ant (RIP Ant). I hope you asswipes appreciate my job more.
Tier Joe
(–) 1. Gang Gang (8-0) (6 week streak)
Result: W8
Standing: 1st in Personality, 1st in PF
Thoughts: Plz Lose. – Sincerely, The Anticollusion Collusion Club (ACCC) agreed, this is getting boring
Standing: 1st in Personality, 1st in PF
Thoughts: Plz Lose. – Sincerely, The Anticollusion Collusion Club (ACCC) agreed, this is getting boring
Tier Wanna Be Joe
(–) 2. Toasty Posty (5-3)
Result:
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LL LL LL LL LL LLoser
Standing: 1st in A&T, 6th in PF
Thoughts: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAahhahAhahhHahahahHHAAHaha. Chuck’s full chubb has now gone flacid lol thanks to a deflating 9.5pt performance by the RB. With chuck only one game ahead in his division can he hold his dominance of the A&T or is his smoke screen starting to fade? With a matchup against the teams IR squad next week, he’s set to maintain his lead unless Sony makes a comeback. Damn Josh Gordon's goin' psycho, Nick Chubb was bad, like Michael. Can't be a part of Joe's tier, when you're losing to Gio.
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LL LL LL LL LL LLoser
Standing: 1st in A&T, 6th in PF
Thoughts: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAahhahAhahhHahahahHHAAHaha. Chuck’s full chubb has now gone flacid lol thanks to a deflating 9.5pt performance by the RB. With chuck only one game ahead in his division can he hold his dominance of the A&T or is his smoke screen starting to fade? With a matchup against the teams IR squad next week, he’s set to maintain his lead unless Sony makes a comeback. Damn Josh Gordon's goin' psycho, Nick Chubb was bad, like Michael. Can't be a part of Joe's tier, when you're losing to Gio.
(–) 3. Prob Cuffed Erik (4-4)
Result: W1
Standing: 2nd in A&T, 2nd in PF
Thoughts: Dropping Bae’s and Picking up W’s. With Erik’s public divorce from his multiple theme park Bae’s the fantasy gods have graced him with a .8 point victory over the WR lacking “Let’s go red sox.” With the bye week taking a toll on Fat Mahomes team next week, Erik can start to pave his path into the playoffs with a victory. For those keeping score at home, Erik beat me in BOTH leagues. The Disneyland curse may be over....
Standing: 2nd in A&T, 2nd in PF
Thoughts: Dropping Bae’s and Picking up W’s. With Erik’s public divorce from his multiple theme park Bae’s the fantasy gods have graced him with a .8 point victory over the WR lacking “Let’s go red sox.” With the bye week taking a toll on Fat Mahomes team next week, Erik can start to pave his path into the playoffs with a victory. For those keeping score at home, Erik beat me in BOTH leagues. The Disneyland curse may be over....
Tier Joe So Inconsistent
(+2) 4. Fat Mahomes (4-4) bold... i love it
Result: W3
Standing: 2nd in Personality, 4th in PF
Thoughts: Sources say he wanted his favorite team to win, but also wanted to watch the ageless miracle falter? what does that even mean The gods graced him with both and lead him to a solid W against a resurgent “League Rag doll” team. After starting the season 1-4 Jonny managed to claw his way back into relevance. A late lamar Miller pickup and the expected resurgence of Larry “The God” Fitzgerald nah might help him seal a playoff spot. Hopefully he can survive his abysmal planning for a week 9 bye.. Congrats on the climb bak to .500 after a nightmare start. Considering everyone's 4-4 you got every right placing yourself here.. u finna returning to the mean, be careful u dont get cold before playoffs start again.
Standing: 2nd in Personality, 4th in PF
Thoughts: Sources say he wanted his favorite team to win, but also wanted to watch the ageless miracle falter? what does that even mean The gods graced him with both and lead him to a solid W against a resurgent “League Rag doll” team. After starting the season 1-4 Jonny managed to claw his way back into relevance. A late lamar Miller pickup and the expected resurgence of Larry “The God” Fitzgerald nah might help him seal a playoff spot. Hopefully he can survive his abysmal planning for a week 9 bye.. Congrats on the climb bak to .500 after a nightmare start. Considering everyone's 4-4 you got every right placing yourself here.. u finna returning to the mean, be careful u dont get cold before playoffs start again.
(+2) 5. Plz Bro I have a Raygun (4-4)
Result: W1
Standing: 2nd in Personality, 3rd in PF
Thoughts: The age old question we have all come to ponder this year, what quarterback should I start? With the Tampa Bay buccaneers…errr I mean Gio seemingly putting in the cold handed quarterback in place of the god Fitzmagic, Wentz, week after week there is no end to this quarterback controversy. Fortunately enough either QB would have given him the W thanks to the Patriots gentle and caressing nature during the last minutes of yesterday’s game. However, Gio shouldn’t count on this happening often as he has given up many W’s thanks to his awful managing style. PF have saved him from an eight seed and next week’s matchup should be a must win for him and every other 4-4 team out there. wow look at the Madden-level commentary over here
Standing: 2nd in Personality, 3rd in PF
Thoughts: The age old question we have all come to ponder this year, what quarterback should I start? With the Tampa Bay buccaneers…errr I mean Gio seemingly putting in the cold handed quarterback in place of the god Fitzmagic, Wentz, week after week there is no end to this quarterback controversy. Fortunately enough either QB would have given him the W thanks to the Patriots gentle and caressing nature during the last minutes of yesterday’s game. However, Gio shouldn’t count on this happening often as he has given up many W’s thanks to his awful managing style. PF have saved him from an eight seed and next week’s matchup should be a must win for him and every other 4-4 team out there. wow look at the Madden-level commentary over here
(+2) 6. Let’s go Red Sox (4-4)
Result: L2 :(
Standing: 2nd in Personality, 7th in PF
Thoughts: “Don’t sleep on this sleeper team” These words came out of Wings' mouth before. At this point his team has gone into full California Black bear hibernation mode. With abysmal luck after finally braking down and making trades, the hot fantasy start has come to an abrupt halt. This was merely a speed bump, I’ll be back. *Sees that I play Joe Next Week* fuck.
Standing: 2nd in Personality, 7th in PF
Thoughts: “Don’t sleep on this sleeper team” These words came out of Wings' mouth before. At this point his team has gone into full California Black bear hibernation mode. With abysmal luck after finally braking down and making trades, the hot fantasy start has come to an abrupt halt. This was merely a speed bump, I’ll be back. *Sees that I play Joe Next Week* fuck.
(-3) 7. Injury Reserve V2
Result: L2
Standing: 2nd in A&T, 5th in PF
Thoughts: BRO. The fact that you took an injured Fournette without his handcuff shows just how badly you didn’t learn your lesson last year. There’s a reason Gio has been trying to ship off all of Saxonville’s RBs this year. At this rate, you might end up with Roberto as the other team not making the playoffs if Sony or Fournette don’t come back soon. Luckily the resurgence of Mack might keep you alive just long enough to see your team implode in the playoffs. With abysmal week 9 planning comparable to the likes of Fat Mahomes’, it isn’t looking good for you this week bud.
Standing: 2nd in A&T, 5th in PF
Thoughts: BRO. The fact that you took an injured Fournette without his handcuff shows just how badly you didn’t learn your lesson last year. There’s a reason Gio has been trying to ship off all of Saxonville’s RBs this year. At this rate, you might end up with Roberto as the other team not making the playoffs if Sony or Fournette don’t come back soon. Luckily the resurgence of Mack might keep you alive just long enough to see your team implode in the playoffs. With abysmal week 9 planning comparable to the likes of Fat Mahomes’, it isn’t looking good for you this week bud.
(-3) 8. Two Gurls one Kupp (4-4)
Result: L1
Standing: 2nd in A&T, 8th in PF
Thoughts: LMAAOOOOOOOO You really need bell and kupp buddy. Hot Take: U R the Atlanta Falcons of the league as much as gio is the Bucs, Joe is the Rams, Chuck is the Pats, thats all I got. The plane turbulence is ridiculous rn and its rattling my brain around.
Standing: 2nd in A&T, 8th in PF
Thoughts: LMAAOOOOOOOO You really need bell and kupp buddy. Hot Take: U R the Atlanta Falcons of the league as much as gio is the Bucs, Joe is the Rams, Chuck is the Pats, thats all I got. The plane turbulence is ridiculous rn and its rattling my brain around.
(–) 9. League Escort (2-6)
Result: L1
Standing: 5th in A&T, 9th in PF
Thoughts: Even your upswing in performance wasn’t enough to get you a W this week against Hurtado. By losing this key matchup I’d thought you’d be out of a playoff run, but with 6/10 teams holding a 4-4 record, the playoffs are still within reach. Keep on keeping on man, even your team can knock a managerial disaster that is Gio’s team from a playoff spot at this rate. The gap continues on the elimination threshold... go Weege.
Standing: 5th in A&T, 9th in PF
Thoughts: Even your upswing in performance wasn’t enough to get you a W this week against Hurtado. By losing this key matchup I’d thought you’d be out of a playoff run, but with 6/10 teams holding a 4-4 record, the playoffs are still within reach. Keep on keeping on man, even your team can knock a managerial disaster that is Gio’s team from a playoff spot at this rate. The gap continues on the elimination threshold... go Weege.
(–) 10. Forever Washed (1-7)
Result: W1
Standing: 5th in Personality, 10th in PF
Thoughts: The Man, The Myth, THE LEGEND. He rises like a phoenix from the flames and appears not only in the league for the first time all season, but also makes an appearance at chuckie’s party. Is this just coincidence? I think not. The man comes to flex in real life and Fantasy football for the first time all year. Maybe you should attend more ACCC events in the future. I still haven't met Roberto in person lol. Maybe since you won your must-win now we can work a trade out before the deadline...
Standing: 5th in Personality, 10th in PF
Thoughts: The Man, The Myth, THE LEGEND. He rises like a phoenix from the flames and appears not only in the league for the first time all season, but also makes an appearance at chuckie’s party. Is this just coincidence? I think not. The man comes to flex in real life and Fantasy football for the first time all year. Maybe you should attend more ACCC events in the future. I still haven't met Roberto in person lol. Maybe since you won your must-win now we can work a trade out before the deadline...
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