Wings' Week 3 Sunday Morning Picks

Last Week: 4/5 (weege ur garbage), 4/5 on season

Hard Nipples (1-1) v Erik and his Thots (1-1)

Erik's gonna have another easy W vs Weege. Both of these guys can enjoy having their football Sundays.. unless girls (or a girl) get in their ways smh.

FITZMAGIC GANG (2-0) v 69ers (0-2)

The fact Joe has a cakewalk win makes me suspicious... 2 weeks in and Roberto, who still has Dalvin Cook in his lineup despite being ruled out, is already candidate for Tacoing only 2 weeks in. Roberto, or whichever one of you run his account, needs to get your shit together. #StayWoke

Toe Goblin (1-1) v Brown Town (0-2)

These two teams really have had it unlucky with the starting RBs, but at least they get to play each other. The Baker Mayfield experience saved Ant from a for sure L, but I still think Jon gets his first win benefitting from Cory Clement outdueling Gio Bernard. #ShootingMyShot

Long Dick Style (1-1) vs. SMJ (1-1)


Calling this as my upset of the week, Nauch has great WR and DEF matchups this week and the Arizona Cardinals are a dumpster fire that Chuck has 2 players in.

Team Slap Ass (2-0) vs. Wingszus (1-1)


Even with Fournette out I still think this one's gonna be close. But I'm rolling with me getting the W here cause your boy has some 🅱️onfidence....

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