Week 3 Power Rankings
Week 2 brought balance back to week 1 overreactions.
Tier 1
(+4) 1. Single Erik (1-1)
W2 Result: W vs Roberto 200-128.6
Top 3 Scorers: Big Ben (49), Kelce (31.9), CMC (29.9), 55% of Points
Standing: 1st in Ass and Titties, 1st in PF (363.4)
Next Week's Opponent: Weege (1-1)
My Thoughts: Forgive me for ranking you so low from the start, you are coming out of the gates HOT and also get a tantalizing matchup vs Weege next week. You got just as much opportunity to dominate the league as you do in dynasty where you are 2-0 ;)
Top 3 Scorers: Big Ben (49), Kelce (31.9), CMC (29.9), 55% of Points
Standing: 1st in Ass and Titties, 1st in PF (363.4)
Next Week's Opponent: Weege (1-1)
My Thoughts: Forgive me for ranking you so low from the start, you are coming out of the gates HOT and also get a tantalizing matchup vs Weege next week. You got just as much opportunity to dominate the league as you do in dynasty where you are 2-0 ;)
(+2) 2. Team Slap Ass (2-0)
W2 Result: W vs Ant 196.1-111.7
Top 3 Scorers: Cousins (48.5), M. Thomas (30.9), M. Gordon (30.6), 56% of Points
Standing: 1st in Personality, 2nd in PF (355.5)
Next Week's Opponent: Wings (1-1)
My Thoughts: Sorry to snub you of number one again. Despite a perfect record and 1st in division, Erik has looked like the better team. You do get Wentz and Fournette back next week to take this anger out on my team, though.
Top 3 Scorers: Cousins (48.5), M. Thomas (30.9), M. Gordon (30.6), 56% of Points
Standing: 1st in Personality, 2nd in PF (355.5)
Next Week's Opponent: Wings (1-1)
My Thoughts: Sorry to snub you of number one again. Despite a perfect record and 1st in division, Erik has looked like the better team. You do get Wentz and Fournette back next week to take this anger out on my team, though.
(+3) 3. GANG GANG (2-0)
W2 Result: W vs Chuck 152.2-105.5
Top 3 Scorers: Thielen (33.1), A. Cooper (23.6), J. Conner (19.5), 50% of Points
Standing: 2nd in Personality, 3rd in PF (304.9)
Next Week's Opponent: Roberto (0-2)
My Thoughts: The other surprise, I really did think your team was trash but hey you have the current thing going for you of having the right players going off in synergy (Coop and Theilen were your big scorers with Conner this week compared to Russel Wilson and OBJ last week). If it keeps up you will have me eating my words all season.
Top 3 Scorers: Thielen (33.1), A. Cooper (23.6), J. Conner (19.5), 50% of Points
Standing: 2nd in Personality, 3rd in PF (304.9)
Next Week's Opponent: Roberto (0-2)
My Thoughts: The other surprise, I really did think your team was trash but hey you have the current thing going for you of having the right players going off in synergy (Coop and Theilen were your big scorers with Conner this week compared to Russel Wilson and OBJ last week). If it keeps up you will have me eating my words all season.
Tier 2
(-3) 4. Toe Goblin (1-1)
W2 Result: L vs Gio 111.7-196.1
Top 3 Scorers: Brees (21.6), B. Powell (20), E. Sanders (13.6), 49% of Points Scored
Standing: 2nd in Personality, 4th in PF (303.3)
Next Week's Opponent: Hurtadinho (0-2)
My Thoughts: After a convincing week 1, the ugliness of injuries came and claimed devonta and joe mixon which seriously hurt Ant's chances of winning. Breida, Powell and Bernard may be ample substitutes in the meantime, and you also get another injury prone team next week in Hurtado, it'd be a shame if you knocked him to 0-3, a real shame.
Top 3 Scorers: Brees (21.6), B. Powell (20), E. Sanders (13.6), 49% of Points Scored
Standing: 2nd in Personality, 4th in PF (303.3)
Next Week's Opponent: Hurtadinho (0-2)
My Thoughts: After a convincing week 1, the ugliness of injuries came and claimed devonta and joe mixon which seriously hurt Ant's chances of winning. Breida, Powell and Bernard may be ample substitutes in the meantime, and you also get another injury prone team next week in Hurtado, it'd be a shame if you knocked him to 0-3, a real shame.
(-3) 5. Brown Town (0-2)
W2 Result: L vs Wings 128-146
Top 3 Scorers: D. Watson (28.8), Ertz (20.4), AB (15.7), 50% of Points Scored
Standing: 4th in Personality, 5th in PF (270.9)
Next Week's Opponent: Ant (1-1)
My Thoughts: Ouch. At least this time you lost in a convincing manner rather than by a couple points Week 1. The injury bug seems to have infected you too with Shady McCoy dealing with Ribs, Ajayi possibly out next week too and your KICKER of all players being scratched just before rosters locked. Ingram can't return soon enough. You also have the second coming of Brady on your bench, it'd be wise to start him instead.
Top 3 Scorers: D. Watson (28.8), Ertz (20.4), AB (15.7), 50% of Points Scored
Standing: 4th in Personality, 5th in PF (270.9)
Next Week's Opponent: Ant (1-1)
My Thoughts: Ouch. At least this time you lost in a convincing manner rather than by a couple points Week 1. The injury bug seems to have infected you too with Shady McCoy dealing with Ribs, Ajayi possibly out next week too and your KICKER of all players being scratched just before rosters locked. Ingram can't return soon enough. You also have the second coming of Brady on your bench, it'd be wise to start him instead.
(-3) 6. Smoke Screen (1-1)
W2 Result: L vs Joe 105.5-152.2
Top 3 Scorers: S. Barkley (24.8), Golladay (20.9), Luck (15.4), 61% of Points Scored
Standing: 4th in AT, 9th in PF (249.6)
Next Week's Opponent: Nauch (1-1)
My Thoughts: Ew is the best way to describe your terms performance when your top 3 carried you to a blowout loss to your brother Joe cause the Cardinals are a terrible football team. Your strength in this league is wavering but with the news of Josh Gordon to the Pats you just may indeed have the Chuck Fuck Luck to sneak into the playoffs and murder us anyways. Down but never out.
Top 3 Scorers: S. Barkley (24.8), Golladay (20.9), Luck (15.4), 61% of Points Scored
Standing: 4th in AT, 9th in PF (249.6)
Next Week's Opponent: Nauch (1-1)
My Thoughts: Ew is the best way to describe your terms performance when your top 3 carried you to a blowout loss to your brother Joe cause the Cardinals are a terrible football team. Your strength in this league is wavering but with the news of Josh Gordon to the Pats you just may indeed have the Chuck Fuck Luck to sneak into the playoffs and murder us anyways. Down but never out.
Tier 3
(+2) 7. 3A (1-1)
W2 Result: W vs Totty 146-128
Top 3 Scorers: Stafford (32.7), D. Adams (20.4), A. Robinson II (19.3), 49% of Points Scored
Standing: 3rd in Personality, 7th in PF (252.4)
Next Week's Opponent: Gio (2-0)
My Thoughts: I'm just happy to have avoided 0-2. As a good friend tells me, you dont win your league at the draft. There are better days ahead for my team, I get a tough test vs. Gio so maybe that dream will have to wait till week 4.
Top 3 Scorers: Stafford (32.7), D. Adams (20.4), A. Robinson II (19.3), 49% of Points Scored
Standing: 3rd in Personality, 7th in PF (252.4)
Next Week's Opponent: Gio (2-0)
My Thoughts: I'm just happy to have avoided 0-2. As a good friend tells me, you dont win your league at the draft. There are better days ahead for my team, I get a tough test vs. Gio so maybe that dream will have to wait till week 4.
(+1) 8. Long Dick Style (1-1)
W2 Result: W vs Wedge 144.9-122.7
Top 3 Scorers: JuJu (33.1), Gurley (32.3), T. Taylor (18.4), 57% of Points Scored
Standing: 3rd in AT, 8th in PF (251.9)
Next Week's Opponent: Chuck (1-1)
My Thoughts: Looks like you can count on at least more than one player to carry you to some wins. QB streaming did you decent and your bench popped off with D-Jax returning to relevance with Fitzmagic. If the Rams continue to tear assholes like they did to Arizona you could do some damage, I like your odds vs Chuck next week.
Top 3 Scorers: JuJu (33.1), Gurley (32.3), T. Taylor (18.4), 57% of Points Scored
Standing: 3rd in AT, 8th in PF (251.9)
Next Week's Opponent: Chuck (1-1)
My Thoughts: Looks like you can count on at least more than one player to carry you to some wins. QB streaming did you decent and your bench popped off with D-Jax returning to relevance with Fitzmagic. If the Rams continue to tear assholes like they did to Arizona you could do some damage, I like your odds vs Chuck next week.
(-2) 9. 69ers (0-2)
W2 Result: L vs Erik 128.6-200
Top 3 Scorers: AJ Green (29.9), Mike Evans (23.3), S. Watkins (21.1), 57% of Points Scored
Standing: 5th in Personality, 6th in PF (237.3)
Next Week's Opponent: Joe (2-0)
My Thoughts: I really feel sorry you started 0-2. You are better than your record, but its not easy starting the season off playing against the current top 3 of the league, although I do think Joe is the more likely of the 2-0 guys to lose this week, so you got that going for you.
Top 3 Scorers: AJ Green (29.9), Mike Evans (23.3), S. Watkins (21.1), 57% of Points Scored
Standing: 5th in Personality, 6th in PF (237.3)
Next Week's Opponent: Joe (2-0)
My Thoughts: I really feel sorry you started 0-2. You are better than your record, but its not easy starting the season off playing against the current top 3 of the league, although I do think Joe is the more likely of the 2-0 guys to lose this week, so you got that going for you.
(-2) 10. Hard Nipples (1-1)
W2 Result: L vs Notch 122.7-144.9
Top 3 Scorers: Diggs (40.9), Nelson Agholor (23), Jimmy Graham (15.5), 64% of Points Scored
Standing: 5th in AT, 10th in PF (237.3)
Next Week's Opponent: Erik (1-1)
My Thoughts: Hot diggity damn your team is off to a bad start. I'm offended I lost to you. Stefon Diggs dropped a 40 burger and you still lost by 20 to the last week last place team. Erik is on a hot streak right now so I hope you enjoyed being undefeated while it lasted.
Top 3 Scorers: Diggs (40.9), Nelson Agholor (23), Jimmy Graham (15.5), 64% of Points Scored
Standing: 5th in AT, 10th in PF (237.3)
Next Week's Opponent: Erik (1-1)
My Thoughts: Hot diggity damn your team is off to a bad start. I'm offended I lost to you. Stefon Diggs dropped a 40 burger and you still lost by 20 to the last week last place team. Erik is on a hot streak right now so I hope you enjoyed being undefeated while it lasted.
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