PSA: DO NOT LET CHUCK GET BELL


Ladies and gents tomorrow is DRAFT DAY. The day where the league starts before the league actually starts and the day that, say it with me:

WE DO NOT LET CHUCK GET LEVEON BELL

Seriously, don't do it. He drafted Bell last season and destroyed us all. He will do it again and destroy us all again. Chuckie has been up to dirty tricks already in an effort to make sure Bell is his once again.
EXHIBIT A:
Message to Nauch immediately after draft order was released.

EXHIBIT B:
Sources close to me say that Chuckie, before yesterday, did NOT want to enable draft pick trading. I can confirm this was his opinion two weeks ago when the draft results first released...

So what changed? Well, let's look at the receipts


News broke on the league chat yesterday that Nauch was narrowing down his draft choices, people immediately started speculating .. but the chat got jucier a few hours later:

At 1:52PM, Nauch and Chuckie exchange some words about the draft


Chuckie seems UNBOTHERED at first, but then he tries to pull some sly shit three days before the draft!


I can CONFIRM that as of this blog post (9:30AM 8/15) the idea has been shut down by a 4-3 vote. Nauch seems awfully okay with draft pick trading as well. You better be careful Nauch, you will get burned if you play with fire. Would be a shame if you're labeled a colluder.



As the one blog on the whole internet dedicated to destroying Chuckie's reign of terror, I must tell you that Chuck will do WHATEVER IT TAKES TO GET BELL. Nauch also seems content on either trolling Chuckie or getting Chuckie to crack to collude with him. Nauch may as well not be our friend in the fight.

"But Wings, Gurley is who won him the championship not Bell"

Gurley is irrelevant to the argument as Chuck got him in the 5th round last year, he won't have that chance again. There is a high chance Gurley is one of the first two off the board, I'm here to make sure the second is Leveon Bell.

"He'll get an elite player with the third pick anyways."

I have analyzed 14 million possible outcomes for the draft, only in one do we win. The one where Bell is not in Chuckie's hands.

Please, heed my warning, it is the only way.
THIS IS THE LEAGUE IF CHUCK GETS LEVEON BELL, DO NOT LET IT HAPPEN

#PROTECTBELL2018


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